word.

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”